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Soda vs Yoda
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| Physical Characteristics: | |
| tall cold and refreshing | short old and green |
| Makes you: | |
| belch | a Jedi master |
| State of Matter: | |
| liquid | muppet |
| Why people like it | |
| sweet, bubbly, and thirst quenching | silly, wise, and muppet |
| What makes it work: | |
| sugar, water, and caffeine | a hand up it's muppet butt |
| Sequels | |
| new coke | Episode 1 |
| Sought after by | |
| young boys | young boys |
| Slogan | |
| Do the Dew | Do or do not...there is no try |
| If one was the other | |
| Darth Coke | Dr. Browns diet caffeine free pickle flavor soda |
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